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She was sittin’ beside the ocean
Looking out at the waves
Watching how they keep on rolling
But always seem the same
Montgomery Gentry – She Change me

The world hates change, yet it is the only thing that has brought progress.
Charles F. Kettering   / Oct 28, 2009 3:22pm

Change is like putting lipstick on a bulldog. The bulldog’s appearance hasn’t improved, but now it’s really angry.’
Rosbeth Moss Kanter

Beware! Pretty leaves hide ugly roads… Drive careful .!

If you have always done it that way, it is probably wrong.

The only difference between a problem and a solution is that people understand the solution.

Thinking is one thing no one has ever been able to tax.

If you want to kill any idea in the world, get a committee working on it.

You will never stub your toe standing still. The faster you go, the more chance there is of stubbing your toe, but the more chance you have of getting somewhere.


The opportunities of man are limited only by his imagination. But so few have imagination that there are ten thousand fiddlers to one composer.

Knowing is not understanding. There is a great difference between knowing and understanding: you can know a lot about something and not really understand it.

It doesn’t matter if you try and try and try again, and fail. It does matter if you try and fail, and fail to try again.

Every time you tear a leaf off a calendar, you present a new place for new ideas and progress.
Charles F. Kettering

Thought
The production of too many useful things results in too many useless people
Karl Marx

Thought
Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don’t matter and those that matter don’t mind! 

Thought
No one can go back and make a brand new beginning, but anyone can begin now and make a brand new ending

Thought
Bye Isn’t Painful Unless You’re Never Gonna Say Hello Again

Thought
Humor Distorts Nothing and only Fals Gods Are Laughed Off Their Earthly Pedestals.
Agnes Repplir, American Essayist (1858-1950)

Joke
It’s Just A Matter Of Semantics,. You Call It A Drinking Problem, and I Call It A Reality Exit Strategy.

Joke
I Don’t Know Why It’s Suddenly Such A Big Deal We’ve Been Privatizing Social Security Checks For Decades.

Joke
Quote From Churchill, Who Was Half-american Himself, Sone Of An American Mother: ” The Americans Will Always Do The Right Thing,,,After They’ve Exhausted All The Alternatives.”

Joke
GirlDaddy are Horses Smarter Than People?
Dad- Well, Lets Put It This Way, Danae…
…Would Horses Ever Create Things Like Television, The Internet, Or Cell Phones That Can Take Pictures?
Girl- I Was Hoping For A More Definitive Answer…
DadSorry

Joke
Man- ...We Actually Have A Huge Nest Egg If We Ignore Our Mortgage Payments and Credit Debt…
Woman- … Thank Goodness For The Bush Budget Model!…

Joke: The Habitual Liar
Lady: I Thought You Died
Man: No, I Feel Great
Lady: I’m sure your dead your head is a skull.
Man: I Cut Back On Carbs.
Lady: Your Head Isn’t Even Attached To Your Body.
Man: I Take Yoga.
Dilbert 2005 scott adams, inc


quotes Fron Natalie:
~you two kids should haved kissed~

~better an ounce of luck than a pound of gold~

~an artist cannot fail; it is a success to be one~

~come for the surf, stay for the food~

~cross country skiing is great if you live in a small counrty~

~to the world you might be one person, but to one person you might be the world~

~We must believe in ourselves or no one else will believe in us; we must match our aspirations with the competence, courage and determination to succeed~

~when one buys some of my artwork I hope it is because they will wish to learn from it and not because they think it will match their drapes!~ 

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