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Once you embrace the idea that your customers deserve to die it frees your mind to invent splendidly profitable products. It’s Called The Ultra Donut: Forty thousand-calories and filled with sharp objects.

Dilbert- The government says we have to put warning labels on our forty-thousand calorie, shard-filled doughnuts product.

Dogbert-  How about: “Warning! This Product Will Kill You But Thats Okay Because It Tasts Great!”

AFTER CUSTOMER DIES

Police-  It Looks Like He Choked On Some Sort Of Warning Label.

Dilbert Scottadams 11-9-2004 Scott adams, inc
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