Once you embrace the idea that your customers deserve to die it frees your mind to invent splendidly profitable products. It’s Called The Ultra Donut: Forty thousand-calories and filled with sharp objects.
Dilbert– The government says we have to put warning labels on our forty-thousand calorie, shard-filled doughnuts product.
Dogbert– How about: “Warning! This Product Will Kill You But Thats Okay Because It Tasts Great!”
AFTER CUSTOMER DIES
Police– It Looks Like He Choked On Some Sort Of Warning Label.
Dilbert Scottadams 11-9-2004 Scott adams, inc