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Bill of No Rights

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Bill Of NO Rights 


” We, the sensible people of the United States, in an attempt to help everyone get along, restore some semblance of justice, avoide any more riots, keep out nation safe, promote positive behavior, and secure the blessings of debt free liberty to ourselves and our great-great-great-grandchildern, hereby try one more time to ordain and establish some common sense guidelines for the terminally whiny, guilt ridden, delusional, and other liberal, bed wetters.”

We hold these truths to be selfe-evident: That a whole lot of people are confused by the Bill of Rights and are so dim that they require a “Bill of No Rights

ARTICLE I: You do not have the unearned right to a new car, big screen T.V. or any other form of wealth. More power to you if you can legally acquire them, but no one is guaranteeing anything.

ARTICLE II: You do not have the right to never be offended. This country is based on freedom, and that means freedom for everyone – not just you! You may leave the room, turn the channel, express a different opinion, ect., but the world is full of idiots, and probably always will be.

ARTICLE III: You do not have the right to be free from harm. If you stick a screwdriver in your eye, learn to be more careful; do net expect the tool manufacturer to make you and all of your relatives independently wealthy.

ARTICLE IV: You do not have the right to free food and housing. Americans are the most charitable people to be found, and will gladly help anyone in need, but we are quickly growing weary of subsidizing generation after generation of professional couch potatoes.

ARTICLE V: You do not have the right to free helth care. That would be nice, but from the looks of public housing, we’re just not interested in public health care.

ARTICLE VI: You do not have the right to physically harm other people. If you kidnap, rape, intentionally maim, or kill someone, don’t be surprised if the rest of us want to see you fry in the electric chair.


ARTICLE VII: You do not have the right to the possessions of others. If you rob, cheat or coerce away the goods or services of other citizens, don’t be surprised if the rest of us get together and lock you in a place where  you still won’t have the right to a big screen color T.V. or a life of leisure.

ARTICLE IX: You do not have the right to a job. All of sure want you to have a job, and will gladly help you along with the hard times, but we expect you to take advantage of the opportunities of education and vocational training laid before you to make yourself useful.

ARTICLE X: You do not have the right to happiness. Being an American means that you have the right to PURSUE happiness – which by the way, is a lot easier if you learn the Country’s language and are unencumbered by an overabundamce of idiotic laws created by those of you  who were confused by the Bill of Rights.”


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