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13 Things Only lazy Malaysians Will Understand

Lazy Tired.
Laziness. Some people see it as a problem, but I see it as a lifestyle. I know I’m not the only one who thinks that way. I really could go on writing an introduction but do i really have to? Besides, I’m sure ya’ll are too lazy to read it anyway. So let’s get it going! Here’s the 13 things only lazy Malaysians will understand.
1. You REALLY wanna do work, but..

2. You feel like stabbing fake lazy people who claims they never had any work done But they probably are already half way through or finished. They just don’t understand how it’s really like being lazy.

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These 5 Riddles will sharpen those genes in your brain.

  1. A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms. The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, the third is full of lions that haven’t eaten in 3 years. Which room is safest for him?
  2. A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together.. How can this be?
  3. What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and gray when you throw it away?
  4. Can you name three consecutive days with out using the words Wednesday, Friday, or Sunday?
  5. This is an unusual paragraph. I’m curious as to just how quickly you can find out what is so unusual about it. It looks so ordinary and plain that you would think nothing was wrong with it. In fact, nothing is wrong with it! It is highly unusual though. Study it and think about it, but you still may not find anything odd. But if you work a bit, you might find out. Try to do so without any coaching.



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